Saturday, 14 July 2012

Lamentation Six

My Pet Haiku.















I do not like cats.                          
Their claws dig in my legs when    
they climb my trousers.                  

I wear cricket pads.                        
They attack me from the rear!        
There IS a bonus -                          

they reach my ass and                    
not my b****cks before they          
attack with their teeth.                    

Can't understand why            
I keep fifty-five of the
horrible creatures.

A perfect Friday Flash fiftyfiver for the G-Man!!
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7 comments:

  1. g-man15 July 2012 at 00:22

    Fifth Horseman...
    A day late... But I am gracious!!
    Cats lick the butter....:-)
    Loved your 55
    Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End

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  2. Lydia15 July 2012 at 13:33

    55 cats = heaven! Well, maybe not that many, but I sure do love them and find each one a unique being. The one in the picture looks like a challenge to win over, however!

    Your statement after the comment box just cracks me up. Sorry I couldn't say something gloomier about it. [:(

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  3. PattiKen16 July 2012 at 03:46

    Tsk tsk. Cats know things. No wonder they bite you. :-)

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  4. KB17 July 2012 at 00:42

    My dog eats cats for breakfast :)

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  5. rallentanda26 August 2012 at 15:30

    This may seem terribly rude but I think you may be a bit of a knob head!

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I welcome your comments, the gloomier the better. I don't think there's much hope, but that doesn't mean I'm not interested in what you have to say. If you expect me to approve your comment before it appears, you're about to be disappointed. Never have understood why some hypersensitive bloggers need to see what others say before they allow the comment. Poor, sensitive wee souls.

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