Lamentation Twelve

Two-Step Haiku

The Sailor: "Dancing's

the vertical expression

of flat-out intent."

Venus: "In your dreams!

You'll neither dance nor grope me when

you're falling-down drunk."

Tess Kincaid's weekly prompt and many responses to it can be found here.
The picture is: Venus and The Sailor, 1925, by Salvador Dali

Lamentation Eleven

Haiku on Target

Breakfast, 1921, Fernand Leger

Please soft-boil my eggs

so when they splat this picture

goo might improve it -

 Tess serves up a cryptic breakfast Magpie this week.

Lamentation Ten

Tess at Willow Manor raids another art gallery for this week's prompt.

A Correct Plural Haiku

(Summer Night, 1913, by Albert Bloch)

Would I joke with you?

You guys should watch out!  There are

octopi about.

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