Lamentation Five

Defective Haiku  

Shit! This User Guide

has not one word on "How to

escape from jam-jars."

Prompt thanks to Tess Kincaid at Willow Manor.  Image by Manu Pombrol.

Lamentation Four

Haiku for Jonahs Everywhere

(Image by Alex Stoddard)

Not breathing too well,

but living in hope. A blue

whale might rescue me.

One of many responses to Tess Kincaid's prompt for Magpie#114.  There are better ones, surely?

Lamentation Three

Haiku For Omelettes Everywhere

walking on eggshells

has never been easier

death to all chickens

Posted for Magpie#112