Lamentation Twenty Two

Haiku On the Law of 
Unintended Consequences

Man with shotgun thinks
"Don't look gift car in the tyres!"
BANG!  Car falls on head.

Another satisfactory tale of mishap and woe suggested by the Magprompt HERE.

Lamentation Twenty One

Supermoon's . .

. .  at perigee, but

you've never been so remote!

No apologee?

Reader's may forgive this dreadful play on words.  Or maybe not.  Prompted by Tess Kincaid at Willow Manor.    Image: Supermoon 2013, Julio Cortez, AP