Friday, 29 April 2011

Have You Noticed . .

No-one ever visits this blog.  I've noticed, and being not noticed makes me even more sad and miserable than I usually am. Also, I have no followers. I mean, look at Catherine and Wills!  They had millions of followers all day today.  If I got married in Westminster Abbey and then went along the Mall in a horse- drawn open landau someone would probably throw a bomb and blow my hat off. Or my foot.  Then I'd have nothing to put in my mouth. On the one side anyway. So please . .  if anyone reads this, please be my first follower. We might even be able to cheer each other up.

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I welcome your comments, the gloomier the better. I don't think there's much hope, but that doesn't mean I'm not interested in what you have to say. If you expect me to approve your comment before it appears, you're about to be disappointed. Never have understood why some hypersensitive bloggers need to see what others say before they allow the comment. Poor, sensitive wee souls.